A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Dozer has a soul

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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maddie latino

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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