- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

alert("The Game");//

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

whats really hot the sun

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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