- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What's cold and icy? Ice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

can't wait until the baby boomers die

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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