What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Woman's rights.

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women playing football?

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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minecraft

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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¿melano?

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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