- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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a catholic priest and a young boy

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Du bist mein Kampf

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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