- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Giving birth to the antichrist

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Yes. Just Yes.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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