knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

lick my ballsack.... ok

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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