That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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