- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Turtles

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Well, this is fun.

Dani Barton = Stupid

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

i have aids and a chode

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

No joke.

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