Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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No joke.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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gays

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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