How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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