You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Kenny G

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Obama

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Brett Farve

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why Because

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Anti Joke

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