- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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