A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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The jets are a good team..

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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William Raines.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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