Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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I love you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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