Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Kate

Oh...okay, good.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Women rights..

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Robin, get in the car.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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