My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Scott

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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