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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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