why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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I can't see my forehead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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