Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

87

thumb_up thumb_down -16

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

An Amish walks into Best Buy

thumb_up thumb_down -68

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +31

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

thumb_up thumb_down +31

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops