- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Two Jews walk in a bar...

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Knock Knock Come in.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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