One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Knock Knock Come in!

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What what In the butt

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Ruller

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

women's rights

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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