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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

An antijoke

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

A man walks into a bar.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A scottish man having fun

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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