- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Roses are red Violets are blue

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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