Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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noodles

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Womens Sports

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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I'm Spartacus

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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