What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A fish walks into a bar

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

I like your hair

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

A joke

Laura Pratz..

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

hi bye

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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