- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

A man sat down Then he stood up

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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