- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Steering Wheel Face.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Freedom of Speech

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

The WNBA.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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