Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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girls basketball

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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A black man without problems.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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