What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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