Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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pussy enough said

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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My nipple is bleeding

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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