- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

I like boys!!!!! CC

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Women's Rights

I got shot, you laughed

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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