- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Obama

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

A man walks into a bar.

The white guy did it!

Hey, you have small hands.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What's big? Jupiter.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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