- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Rick Perry.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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