Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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