whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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whats black. an african american person

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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