- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

What color is a banana? yellow.

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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