Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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