- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Gale swallows.

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

womens sports...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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