Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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