Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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