- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

just in time?

a. why? b. because

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Weed.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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