Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

gingers

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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