How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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1+1=2

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Anti Joke

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