Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

whats dumb and small? dandruff

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

This sentance contains three errers

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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