Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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The american education system.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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i had sex.

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No, Trinidad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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