WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Chuck Norris is dead......

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Replacement Referees

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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