Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Do you know the muffin man? No

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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