why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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