- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

a pornstar comes early to a party

Basically copying you.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

snooki

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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