Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

A black student graduated High School

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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